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| − | + | “'''霍比特人'''”是第十七季的第十集,也是南方公园全系列的第247集，于2013年12月11日播出。 |
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==简介== |
==简介== |
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| + | [[温蒂·泰斯伯格|温蒂]]试图证明对年轻女孩而言，为了与明星相似会带来多大的压力。 她最新的即兴演讲使她陷入与[[南方公园小学|学校]]同学对立的麻烦境地。这同时帮[[克莱德·多诺万|克莱德]]找到了新女友。 |
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| − | [[Wendy Testaburger|Wendy]] tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at [[South Park Elementary|school]]. It also gets [[Clyde Donovan|Clyde]] a new girlfriend. |
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==剧情== |
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| + | {{剧透警告}}[[南方公园小学]]的啦啦队排练的时候，其中一名队员[[丽莎·伯格]]表现得温顺且缺乏自信，甚至称自己为“又肥又丑的队员”。啦啦队的队长，[[温蒂·泰斯伯格]]鼓励丽莎，保护她不受其他啦啦队队员的嘲笑。当温蒂鼓励丽莎去确立一个更好的个人形象的时候，[[瑞德]]和[[海蒂·特纳]]透露，她只关心[[巴特斯·斯多奇]]——她暗恋的对象。尽管丽莎对此感到尴尬，温蒂还是建议她邀请巴特斯外出约会，来增强她的自信心。但是，当丽莎真的约巴特斯外出时，他拒绝了她，说她对他而言“太肥了”。这使丽莎羞愧地逃走了；[[克莱德·多诺万]]和[[克雷格·塔克]]嘲笑巴特斯“被一个胖妞约了”。[[埃里克·卡特曼]]纠正了他们，说他们可以因她丑而笑话她，但不能因她胖而笑话她。 |
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| − | While the South Park Elementary [[List of South Park Cows Sports Teams#Cheerleading Squad|cheerleading squad]] is practicing, one of the cheerleaders, [[Lisa Berger]], shows herself as meek and lacking in self-confidence, going so far as to call herself "the fat ugly cheerleader". The squad's captain, Wendy Testaburger, offers encouragement to Lisa, defending her from the annoyed sneers of the other cheerleaders. When Wendy encourages Lisa to project a better self-image, [[Red]] and [[Heidi Turner]] state she only cares about [[Butters Stotch]], on whom she has a crush. Though Lisa is embarrassed at this fact, Wendy suggests that she ask Butters out on a date to improve her confidence. However, when Lisa does ask out Butters, he rejects her, saying that she is "too fat" for him, causing Lisa to walk away in shame; [[Clyde Donovan]] and [[Craig Tucker]] laugh at Butters for "getting asked out by a fat girl", while [[Eric Cartman]] corrects them, saying that they should rip on her because she's ugly, not because she's fat. |
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| + | 之后，温蒂要求巴特斯为对丽莎的无礼行为道歉，但巴特斯坚持他只是偏爱苗条的女性，并标注出他迷恋的女星，[[金·卡戴珊]]。由于被此激怒，温蒂更激烈地谴责巴特斯，说现实中的金·卡戴珊有“霍比特人的身材”，并用Photoshop修改自己的形象，才使普通的女孩自惭形秽。[[巴特斯·斯多奇|巴特斯]]坚决不信。 |
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| − | Later, Wendy confronts Butters for being insensitive to Lisa's feelings, but Butters insists that he just prefers slimmer women, noting his celebrity crush, [[Kardashians|Kim Kardashian]]. Angered by this, Wendy further criticizes Butters, saying that Kim Kardashian in real life has "the body of a hobbit" and manipulates her image with Photoshop to make average girls feel horrible about themselves, to [[Butters]]' disbelief. |
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| + | 巴特斯将温蒂对卡戴珊的评论告诉[[麦奇老师]]后，温蒂被麦奇老师叫去办公室喝茶。温蒂震惊于麦奇老师居然在批评她，而不是处理巴特斯对丽莎·伯格的言语。麦奇老师指责她是个“嫉妒鬼”，这是她极力否认的一个标签。随后，金·卡戴珊的未婚夫[[坎耶·维斯特]]在[[加里森老师]]的课上当众澄清金·卡戴珊不是个霍比特人。然而，当他尽力为她辩护时，他时常中断自己的论述，被迫承认她与霍比特人有种种相似之处，甚至到了打电话给她，让她澄清自己并不是霍比特人的地步。 |
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| − | Wendy is later summoned to [[Mr. Mackey]]'s office, after Butters tells Mackey about Wendy's comments about Kardashian. Wendy is stunned that Mr. Mackey is criticizing her, rather than addressing Butters' comments against Lisa Berger, to which Mackey accuses her of being "jelly", a label which she denies. Following this, Kim Kardashian's fiancé, [[Kanye West]] speaks before [[Mr. Garrison]]'s class to explain that Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit. However, as he tries to argue for her, he constantly undercuts his argument by acknowledging the great number of attributes she shares with hobbits, even going so far as to call her to clarify to him that she is not a hobbit. |
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| + | 后来，当温蒂看到巴特斯走过计算机教室时，她叫他进来看看东西，巴特斯照办了，尽管一开始他还以为她会揍他一顿。在实验室里，温蒂用Photoshop来“改善”丽莎·伯格的外貌，以便向巴特斯证明，像金·卡戴珊这样的人是多么容易把自己的外表操纵到不切实际、不可思议的程度。然而，巴特斯没有注意到这一点，他爱上了丽莎PS过的照片，认为这是她真实的样子，并表示他想约她出去，这让温蒂很吃惊。 |
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| − | Later, as Wendy sees Butters walking past the computer lab, she asks him to come and look at something, which Butters does, despite initially believing that she was going to beat him up. In the lab, Wendy uses Photoshop to "improve" Lisa Berger's appearance, in order to prove to Butters how easy it is for someone, like Kim Kardashian, to manipulate their appearance to unrealistic, fantastic levels. However, Butters, oblivious to this lesson, falls in love with Lisa's photoshopped image, believing it to represent her true appearance, and states his desire to ask her out, much to Wendy's shock. |
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| + | 他把她PS过的照片发到网上，第二天就准备约丽莎出去，却发现她已经和克莱德约会了。当温蒂看到所有人都把丽莎PS过的照片当成了她的真面目，包括她的男朋友[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]]。温蒂与他对峙，说丽莎其实是“又胖又丑”，而这时丽莎和克莱德正好经过。丽莎称温蒂在“嫉妒”，温蒂再次否认了这个标签。 |
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| − | After posting her photoshopped picture online, he prepares to ask Lisa out the next day, only to discover that she is already going out with Clyde. When Wendy sees everyone regarding Lisa's photoshopped picture as her real appearance, including her boyfriend [[Stan Marsh]], Wendy confronts him and states that Lisa is actually "fat and ugly", just as Lisa an Clyde walk by. Lisa calls Wendy "jelly", a label that Wendy again denies. |
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| + | 温蒂再次被叫到麦奇老师先生的办公室，他威胁说，如果她不改变态度，就把她送到“嫉妒鬼学校”去。她对此无动于衷，因为她知道并不存在真正的“嫉妒鬼学校”，然后告诉他她会改变自己的态度。 |
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| − | Wendy is again summoned to Mr. Mackey's office, where he threatens to send her to "jelly school" if she doesn't change her attitude. She is unimpressed, knowing that Mr. Mackey isn't actually on the line with a "jelly school", and tells him that she will change her attitude for the better. |
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| + | 在《时代》杂志年度人物颁奖典礼上，当教皇[[方济各]]将授予年度人物时，坎耶·维斯特冲上台前，打断仪式，试图继续改变“金·卡戴珊是霍比特人”这一观点，然而，当他得知她参演的一部新电影实际上是《[https://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-cn/%E9%9C%8D%E6%AF%94%E7%89%B9%E4%BA%BA%E7%94%B5%E5%BD%B1%E7%B3%BB%E5%88%97 霍比特人]》（''The Hobbit''）时，他进一步阻碍了自己的论点。他后来说，这部电影大体上是根据金·卡戴珊的电视节目《[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians 与卡戴珊姐妹同行]》（''Keepin’Up With The Kardashians''）改编的。 |
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| − | At the ''Time'' magazine Person Of The Year Award presentation, as [[Pope Francis]] is named Person Of The Year and receives his award, Kanye West storms the stage, interrupting the ceremony, to try and continue to challenge the belief that Kim Kardashian is a hobbit, however he further hampers his argument when he learns from calling her that a new film she's in is, in fact, ''The Hobbit'', which he then says is loosely based on Kim's television show, ''Keepin' Up With The Kardashians''. |
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| + | 回到南方公园小学体育馆，啦啦队在全体学生面前表演，但只有丽莎·伯格得到了掌声和关注。在这之后，其他的啦啦队员也要求温蒂为她们制作PS过的照片，以便竞争，但她拒绝这样做，因为她认为这样做会进一步贬低女性，鼓励她们做出更肤浅的行为。温蒂走后，丽莎出现了，现在她衣着暴露，告诉女孩们，如果她们想“改善”自己的容貌，就得和她一起去健身房。 |
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| − | Back at the [[South Park Elementary Gymnasium]], the cheerleading squad performs before the student body, but only Lisa Berger gets applause and attention. Following this, the other cheerleaders ask Wendy to create photoshopped images of them, as well, in order to compete with her, which she refuses to do, believing that doing so would further degrade women and encourage further shallow behavior. After Wendy leaves, Lisa appears, now scantily dressed, and tells the girls that if they want to "improve" their looks, they need to go to the gym with her. |
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| + | 在健身房，女孩们被教如何使用Photoshop，并成功地处理了自己的图片，并上传给每个人看。第二天，所有的男孩都聚集在操场上，盯着那些PS过的女孩照片。斯坦很难过，因为其中没有一张照片是温蒂的，他离开去找她。当他提起这个话题时，温蒂开始为自己辩护，并羞辱他竟然希望自己PS照片给他，还评论了斯坦的一个缺点——他的短腿。然而，她不断列出学校里其他人的缺点时，并没有意识到他们正从她身边走过。当她终于注意到他们时，[[贝蓓·斯蒂文斯|贝蓓]]称她为“憎恨者”，麦奇老师先生又一次把她叫进了他的办公室。 |
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| − | At the gym, the girls are taught how to use Photoshop and successfully create manipulated pictures of themselves, and upload them for everyone to see. The next day, all the boys gather on the playground to goggle at the photoshopped pictures of the girls. Stan is sad, seeing that not a single one of the pictures are of Wendy, and leaves to find her. When he brings up the subject, Wendy becomes defensive and shames him for wanting her to create photoshopped pictures of herself, and remarks one of Stan's imperfections, his short legs. This, however, evolves as she continues to list flaws for others at the school, not realizing that they are walking by her, and Stan and is listening. When she does finally notice them, [[Bebe Stevens|Bebe]] calls her a "hater" and Mr. Mackey calls her into his office, yet again. |
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| + | 与此同时，坎耶·韦斯特制作了一段音乐视频，继续努力证明金·卡戴珊不是霍比特人，但结果和之前一样，适得其反。 |
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| − | Meanwhile, Kanye West produces a music video in his continuing effort to prove that Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit, but the results are the same as before. |
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| + | 回到南方公园小学的体育馆里，啦啦队的队员们和刚开始时一样在练习，只是现在温蒂变得没有自信。当其他的啦啦队员嘲笑她的时候，丽莎为她辩护，告诉她要有更多的自信，并建议跟巴特斯约会。温蒂很生气，她说她只是想继续排练，但其他人不同意，要求她去“健身房”，通过PS得到一个新的自我形象，因为她们仍然对温蒂之前的评头论足而感到愤怒。她愤怒地告诉其他啦啦队员，他们相信了自己的“扯淡”，并宣称，如果社会不做任何事来阻止Photoshop，那她便来做。 |
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| − | Back at the South Park Elementary gym, the cheerleaders are practicing just as they were at the beginning, except now Wendy is the meek one. And when the other cheerleaders sneer her, Lisa comes to her defense, telling her to have more confidence and recommending that she ask out Butters. Wendy, annoyed, says that she just wants to get back to cheering, but the others will not have it, demanding that she go to their "gym" and get a new self-image, via Photoshop, as they are still angry at her for the way she spoke about them. She angrily tells the other cheerleaders that they are believing in their own "bullshit" and declares that if society won't do anything to stop Photoshop, she will. |
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| + | 后来，温蒂出现在[[汤姆·汤普森|汤姆]]、[[塔米·汤普森]]的新闻中，讨论她反对Photoshop的活动，但他们也指责她是“嫉妒鬼”。接下来，新闻记者瑞克告诉她，奥罗拉有所“嫉妒鬼学校”要接收她。温蒂生气地指出他身后所谓的“嫉妒鬼学校”实际上是一家[[唐恩都乐]]，瑞克承认了这一点，但仍然坚持了自己的看法，认为她是一个憎恨者。温迪说，她不在乎别人叫她什么，除非ps过的照片被贴上正确的标签，否则她不会停止。 |
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| − | Later, Wendy appears on the news with [[Tom Thompson|Tom]] and [[Tammy Thompson]] to discuss her campaign against Photoshop, but they too accuse her of being "jelly". Following this, news correspondent Rick tell her that "the jelly school in Aurora", which his head blocks from the camera, is ready to take her in. Wendy calls him out, saying that the "jelly school" he is standing in front of is actually a Dunkin' Donuts, which Rick concedes to, but affirms his belief that she is a hater. Wendy says that she doesn't care about the names people call her and states that she will not rest until photoshopped images are properly labeled as such. |
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| + | 半夜，温蒂睡觉时，坎耶·维斯特走了进来，把她叫醒。当温蒂问坎耶为什么他会在她的房间里时，坎耶坐下来给她讲了一个关于金·卡戴珊的悲伤故事：作为一个霍比特人，Photoshop是唯一能让她变漂亮的东西。而温蒂就是那个“嫉妒鬼怪兽”，想要夺走霍比特人Photoshop的魔力，最终在他哭了出来。温蒂开始感到内疚，并承认她一直是“嫉妒鬼”和“憎恨者”。 |
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| − | In the middle of the night, as Wendy is sleeping, Kanye West walks in and wakes her. When Wendy asks him why he's in her room, Kanye sits down and tells her a sad story about Kim Kardashian: As a hobbit, Photoshop was the only thing that could make her beautiful. And Wendy was the "Jelly Monster" that wanted to take the magical power of Photoshop away from the hobbit, eventually breaking down into tears as he reads. Wendy begins to feel guilty and admits that she's been "jelly" and a "hater". |
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| + | 第二天在学校，温蒂又来到了计算机教室，这次她用Photoshop打开了一张自己的照片，开始编辑，泪水涌上了她的眼睛。当她完成后，她给每个人发了一封电子邮件，里面是她PS过的照片，她擦去眼泪，然后悲伤地离开了计算机室。 |
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2020年3月10日 (二) 04:47的版本
“霍比特人”是第十七季的第十集,也是南方公园全系列的第247集，于2013年12月11日播出。
简介
温蒂试图证明对年轻女孩而言，为了与明星相似会带来多大的压力。 她最新的即兴演讲使她陷入与学校同学对立的麻烦境地。这同时帮克莱德找到了新女友。
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南方公园小学的啦啦队排练的时候，其中一名队员丽莎·伯格表现得温顺且缺乏自信，甚至称自己为“又肥又丑的队员”。啦啦队的队长，温蒂·泰斯伯格鼓励丽莎，保护她不受其他啦啦队队员的嘲笑。当温蒂鼓励丽莎去确立一个更好的个人形象的时候，瑞德和海蒂·特纳透露，她只关心巴特斯·斯多奇——她暗恋的对象。尽管丽莎对此感到尴尬，温蒂还是建议她邀请巴特斯外出约会，来增强她的自信心。但是，当丽莎真的约巴特斯外出时，他拒绝了她，说她对他而言“太肥了”。这使丽莎羞愧地逃走了；克莱德·多诺万和克雷格·塔克嘲笑巴特斯“被一个胖妞约了”。埃里克·卡特曼纠正了他们，说他们可以因她丑而笑话她，但不能因她胖而笑话她。
之后，温蒂要求巴特斯为对丽莎的无礼行为道歉，但巴特斯坚持他只是偏爱苗条的女性，并标注出他迷恋的女星，金·卡戴珊。由于被此激怒，温蒂更激烈地谴责巴特斯，说现实中的金·卡戴珊有“霍比特人的身材”，并用Photoshop修改自己的形象，才使普通的女孩自惭形秽。巴特斯坚决不信。
巴特斯将温蒂对卡戴珊的评论告诉麦奇老师后，温蒂被麦奇老师叫去办公室喝茶。温蒂震惊于麦奇老师居然在批评她，而不是处理巴特斯对丽莎·伯格的言语。麦奇老师指责她是个“嫉妒鬼”，这是她极力否认的一个标签。随后，金·卡戴珊的未婚夫坎耶·维斯特在加里森老师的课上当众澄清金·卡戴珊不是个霍比特人。然而，当他尽力为她辩护时，他时常中断自己的论述，被迫承认她与霍比特人有种种相似之处，甚至到了打电话给她，让她澄清自己并不是霍比特人的地步。
后来，当温蒂看到巴特斯走过计算机教室时，她叫他进来看看东西，巴特斯照办了，尽管一开始他还以为她会揍他一顿。在实验室里，温蒂用Photoshop来“改善”丽莎·伯格的外貌，以便向巴特斯证明，像金·卡戴珊这样的人是多么容易把自己的外表操纵到不切实际、不可思议的程度。然而，巴特斯没有注意到这一点，他爱上了丽莎PS过的照片，认为这是她真实的样子，并表示他想约她出去，这让温蒂很吃惊。
他把她PS过的照片发到网上，第二天就准备约丽莎出去，却发现她已经和克莱德约会了。当温蒂看到所有人都把丽莎PS过的照片当成了她的真面目，包括她的男朋友斯坦。温蒂与他对峙，说丽莎其实是“又胖又丑”，而这时丽莎和克莱德正好经过。丽莎称温蒂在“嫉妒”，温蒂再次否认了这个标签。
温蒂再次被叫到麦奇老师先生的办公室，他威胁说，如果她不改变态度，就把她送到“嫉妒鬼学校”去。她对此无动于衷，因为她知道并不存在真正的“嫉妒鬼学校”，然后告诉他她会改变自己的态度。
在《时代》杂志年度人物颁奖典礼上，当教皇方济各将授予年度人物时，坎耶·维斯特冲上台前，打断仪式，试图继续改变“金·卡戴珊是霍比特人”这一观点，然而，当他得知她参演的一部新电影实际上是《霍比特人》（The Hobbit）时，他进一步阻碍了自己的论点。他后来说，这部电影大体上是根据金·卡戴珊的电视节目《与卡戴珊姐妹同行》（Keepin’Up With The Kardashians）改编的。
回到南方公园小学体育馆，啦啦队在全体学生面前表演，但只有丽莎·伯格得到了掌声和关注。在这之后，其他的啦啦队员也要求温蒂为她们制作PS过的照片，以便竞争，但她拒绝这样做，因为她认为这样做会进一步贬低女性，鼓励她们做出更肤浅的行为。温蒂走后，丽莎出现了，现在她衣着暴露，告诉女孩们，如果她们想“改善”自己的容貌，就得和她一起去健身房。
在健身房，女孩们被教如何使用Photoshop，并成功地处理了自己的图片，并上传给每个人看。第二天，所有的男孩都聚集在操场上，盯着那些PS过的女孩照片。斯坦很难过，因为其中没有一张照片是温蒂的，他离开去找她。当他提起这个话题时，温蒂开始为自己辩护，并羞辱他竟然希望自己PS照片给他，还评论了斯坦的一个缺点——他的短腿。然而，她不断列出学校里其他人的缺点时，并没有意识到他们正从她身边走过。当她终于注意到他们时，贝蓓称她为“憎恨者”，麦奇老师先生又一次把她叫进了他的办公室。
与此同时，坎耶·韦斯特制作了一段音乐视频，继续努力证明金·卡戴珊不是霍比特人，但结果和之前一样，适得其反。
回到南方公园小学的体育馆里，啦啦队的队员们和刚开始时一样在练习，只是现在温蒂变得没有自信。当其他的啦啦队员嘲笑她的时候，丽莎为她辩护，告诉她要有更多的自信，并建议跟巴特斯约会。温蒂很生气，她说她只是想继续排练，但其他人不同意，要求她去“健身房”，通过PS得到一个新的自我形象，因为她们仍然对温蒂之前的评头论足而感到愤怒。她愤怒地告诉其他啦啦队员，他们相信了自己的“扯淡”，并宣称，如果社会不做任何事来阻止Photoshop，那她便来做。
后来，温蒂出现在汤姆、塔米·汤普森的新闻中，讨论她反对Photoshop的活动，但他们也指责她是“嫉妒鬼”。接下来，新闻记者瑞克告诉她，奥罗拉有所“嫉妒鬼学校”要接收她。温蒂生气地指出他身后所谓的“嫉妒鬼学校”实际上是一家唐恩都乐，瑞克承认了这一点，但仍然坚持了自己的看法，认为她是一个憎恨者。温迪说，她不在乎别人叫她什么，除非ps过的照片被贴上正确的标签，否则她不会停止。
半夜，温蒂睡觉时，坎耶·维斯特走了进来，把她叫醒。当温蒂问坎耶为什么他会在她的房间里时，坎耶坐下来给她讲了一个关于金·卡戴珊的悲伤故事：作为一个霍比特人，Photoshop是唯一能让她变漂亮的东西。而温蒂就是那个“嫉妒鬼怪兽”，想要夺走霍比特人Photoshop的魔力，最终在他哭了出来。温蒂开始感到内疚，并承认她一直是“嫉妒鬼”和“憎恨者”。
第二天在学校，温蒂又来到了计算机教室，这次她用Photoshop打开了一张自己的照片，开始编辑，泪水涌上了她的眼睛。当她完成后，她给每个人发了一封电子邮件，里面是她PS过的照片，她擦去眼泪，然后悲伤地离开了计算机室。