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兰迪因为在自己家上厕所没系安全带被警察抓了个现行。尽管被抓后兰迪立即表现得自己会积极改正错误,警察还是给他吃了一张罚单。兰迪小声说了句“屁眼”被警察听到了,警察质问他刚才说了些什么。兰迪抖机灵的说他在跟自己的屁眼说话,要它加快如厕的进展。画面来到IHOP餐厅,卡特曼和巴特斯正在一条长长的队伍后面排上厕所的队。这是因为马桶安全管理局在厕所前设立了一套和机场进出一样的一套安检系统。卡特曼不想等了,他插队进入检查房间,要求马上使用厕所因为他马上就要忍不住了。安检人员问卡特们介不介意让她摸他的阴囊,被卡特曼愤怒的拒绝了。这时凯尔的爸爸从厕所里出来,安检人员检查了他的屁眼并且模仿了一下色情影片里的荒诞桥段。
 
兰迪因为在自己家上厕所没系安全带被警察抓了个现行。尽管被抓后兰迪立即表现得自己会积极改正错误,警察还是给他吃了一张罚单。兰迪小声说了句“屁眼”被警察听到了,警察质问他刚才说了些什么。兰迪抖机灵的说他在跟自己的屁眼说话,要它加快如厕的进展。画面来到IHOP餐厅,卡特曼和巴特斯正在一条长长的队伍后面排上厕所的队。这是因为马桶安全管理局在厕所前设立了一套和机场进出一样的一套安检系统。卡特曼不想等了,他插队进入检查房间,要求马上使用厕所因为他马上就要忍不住了。安检人员问卡特们介不介意让她摸他的阴囊,被卡特曼愤怒的拒绝了。这时凯尔的爸爸从厕所里出来,安检人员检查了他的屁眼并且模仿了一下色情影片里的荒诞桥段。
   
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Clyde, and the lawyer are seen performing the "sue-ance". A spirit named Jimmy Bonds begins to communicate with them, saying that he needs compensation before revealing anything about the John Harington. After supposedly receiving two hundred dollars and revealing some information about Harington, Harington supposedly begins to shake the room, as well as create what appear to be miniature explosions. After the boys put the rest of the money in a box, the explosions and shaking stops; the lawyer says it went well and they will continue tomorrow.
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斯坦、凯尔、吉米、克莱德和律师围坐一桌,像是在进行某种仪式。过了一会,桌子动了,一个名叫吉米·邦兹的灵魂开始和他们交流。律师向他询问有关约翰哈灵顿的事情,然而鬼魂似乎不单纯,像是在暗示什么。律师果断决定给他开口费。在向桌子中心的盒子里面放进两百块钱之后,鬼魂开口了,告诉了一些他们关于约翰哈灵顿的事情。说到一半的时候,桌子开始摇晃,还有模拟的爆炸响声,律师让孩子们把剩下的钱都放进盒子里,动静就停止了。律师说一切顺利,起诉会明天继续进行。
   
 
Randy is once again seen trying to go to the bathroom, however, this time, several TSA agents attempt to inspect him. After realizing there is a camera watching him defecate, he is told that only one person views the recordings in a discreet location. The man who views the recordings is then seen laughing and masturbating to the various cameras installed in bathrooms across the United States. Cartman is then seen speaking at a rally, saying that they should simply bolt their toilet seats down so the government can no longer enforce toilet seat laws. The women, however, disagree, saying that the men will just pee on the seat. After a brief scuffle, the crowd decides to simply live with the TSA and the laws.
 
Randy is once again seen trying to go to the bathroom, however, this time, several TSA agents attempt to inspect him. After realizing there is a camera watching him defecate, he is told that only one person views the recordings in a discreet location. The man who views the recordings is then seen laughing and masturbating to the various cameras installed in bathrooms across the United States. Cartman is then seen speaking at a rally, saying that they should simply bolt their toilet seats down so the government can no longer enforce toilet seat laws. The women, however, disagree, saying that the men will just pee on the seat. After a brief scuffle, the crowd decides to simply live with the TSA and the laws.

2020年1月6日 (一) 10:05的版本

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马桶圈风波”是第十六季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第224集,于2012年3月14日播出。

简介

南方公园的一位小伙伴因为妈妈在大伙面前责骂他不听她的劝告:上完厕所要把马桶坐圈放下来,成了大伙的笑料。他没有听进去劝告,导致南方公园笼罩在一个意外死亡的阴影之下,甚至招来了马桶安全管理局的队员来严格监管如厕秩序。

剧情

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大伙们正在克莱德家的后院踢足球,突然他的妈妈发了疯似的叫克莱德去找她。当小伙伴们都到了楼上的卧室的时候,妈妈开始严厉责骂克莱德为什么再三无视自己的警告上完厕所不把马桶垫圈放下去。妈妈离开后,卡特曼装模作样的说道父母不应该在上厕所的时候都要设定规矩。凯尔问他妈妈是不是总是那样的。克莱德没有回答,只是求大伙不要把这件事放在学校里张扬,卡特曼爽快的答应了。

收假后刚刚开始新的一天,卡特曼便马上在课上大讲特讲在克莱德家里发生的事情,并且添油加醋。过了一会,克莱德的妈妈真的来学校了,而且是让正在上课的克莱德马上回家放下马桶垫圈。当天吃晚饭的时候,只见卡特曼躺在床上给凯尔打电话讲述在学校发生的那件事。凯尔说我知道发生了什么我就在那里。然后卡特曼就开始夸大事实。凯尔很生气,说克莱德不应该仅仅为了这点小事就被这样对待,拿来当做笑话。说罢,警报响起···

镜头来到克莱德的妈妈,她被卡在马桶里动弹不得。消防员们检查了一下具体情况后告诉克莱德的爸爸他们无能为力。爸爸问消防员是否可以切断管道。事实是不可以的,因为如果断开管道会导致其中的压力变化,进而在断开的瞬间把她的器官组织吸出体外,导致死亡。随后妈妈把克莱德叫了过去,告诉他她不怪他,是她自己没有及时严厉的制止克莱德疏忽的行为。她要求克莱德看在亲妹妹的份上下次记得要把马桶垫圈放下来再走。随后要求消防员断开管道,结束了她的痛苦。

史蒂芬·斯托奇在葬礼上发言。他希望她的死能为女性们敲墙警钟:上厕所坐下来之前请检查一下马桶垫圈是否放下。然而他的妻子却说,在上完厕所后放下马桶垫圈应该是男人的责任!这获得了在场妇女的掌声。场下开始由性别不同而分为了两派,争吵不休。一位妇女最后站出来说,大家应该在葬礼上尊重一下逝者,克莱德永远见不到他的妈妈了,而造成这一切的过错是他的小鸡鸡。

紧接着的画面是两名厕所安全管理局的员工正在卡特曼家的厕所安装安全带,卡特曼对此非常生气。另一边,斯坦,凯尔,吉米和克莱德在律师事务所寻求帮助,想知道他们能不能起诉设计马桶的人,因为他们觉得是设计马桶的人造成了现在的局面,而非克莱德的过错。律师告诉他们被告已经死了,但他却宣称任何人都可以被起诉,就算他是个死人。因为律师可以通过“起诉会”发起与死者的交流。在搞清楚这帮小孩子有多少钱以后,律师称正需要这么一些钱。双方接受交易,同意发起“起诉会”。

兰迪因为在自己家上厕所没系安全带被警察抓了个现行。尽管被抓后兰迪立即表现得自己会积极改正错误,警察还是给他吃了一张罚单。兰迪小声说了句“屁眼”被警察听到了,警察质问他刚才说了些什么。兰迪抖机灵的说他在跟自己的屁眼说话,要它加快如厕的进展。画面来到IHOP餐厅,卡特曼和巴特斯正在一条长长的队伍后面排上厕所的队。这是因为马桶安全管理局在厕所前设立了一套和机场进出一样的一套安检系统。卡特曼不想等了,他插队进入检查房间,要求马上使用厕所因为他马上就要忍不住了。安检人员问卡特们介不介意让她摸他的阴囊,被卡特曼愤怒的拒绝了。这时凯尔的爸爸从厕所里出来,安检人员检查了他的屁眼并且模仿了一下色情影片里的荒诞桥段。

斯坦、凯尔、吉米、克莱德和律师围坐一桌,像是在进行某种仪式。过了一会,桌子动了,一个名叫吉米·邦兹的灵魂开始和他们交流。律师向他询问有关约翰哈灵顿的事情,然而鬼魂似乎不单纯,像是在暗示什么。律师果断决定给他开口费。在向桌子中心的盒子里面放进两百块钱之后,鬼魂开口了,告诉了一些他们关于约翰哈灵顿的事情。说到一半的时候,桌子开始摇晃,还有模拟的爆炸响声,律师让孩子们把剩下的钱都放进盒子里,动静就停止了。律师说一切顺利,起诉会明天继续进行。

Randy is once again seen trying to go to the bathroom, however, this time, several TSA agents attempt to inspect him. After realizing there is a camera watching him defecate, he is told that only one person views the recordings in a discreet location. The man who views the recordings is then seen laughing and masturbating to the various cameras installed in bathrooms across the United States. Cartman is then seen speaking at a rally, saying that they should simply bolt their toilet seats down so the government can no longer enforce toilet seat laws. The women, however, disagree, saying that the men will just pee on the seat. After a brief scuffle, the crowd decides to simply live with the TSA and the laws.

Stan, Clyde, Jimmy, Kyle, and the lawyer are seen performing their second "sue-ance", however, the lawyer's motions are supposedly denied. The lawyer then claims they must get their friends and family to sign a petition and give about fifty dollars each. The TSA agent is once again seen masturbating to various people being recorded going to the bathroom, however, after flipping the streams a few times, he notices Cartman, who has a baby and a gun. Cartman then pulls a tied up TSA agent into the view of the camera. Then he sprays black paint on the camera, causing the man to call "security breach" into an intercom.

A reporter is seen on the news, talking about Cartman's "terrorist" actions. As a result of his actions, a mass of people proclaim that they are fed up with the TSA and are going to perform a "sue-ance", much to Cartman's confusion. The mass of people and the lawyer that Jimmy, Kyle, Clyde, and Stan used to perform their aforementioned "sue-ances". After demanding the spirit appear before court, the lights go out and the ghost of Betsy appears, revealing that the dead cannot be sued, the lawyer had been scamming the people of South Park out of their money. She goes on to tell Clyde that her death was not John Harington's fault, but his, for failing to put the seat down. However, the ghost of Harington interjects, saying that it was no one's fault, that everyone has been using his creation incorrectly. He reveals that you are supposed to sit on it inwards while defecating.

Cartman is shown laying on his bed on his phone again, talking about the incident with Betsy's ghost, however, it is shown that he was talking to Clyde himself, who denounces his exaggerated claims. After finishing defecating, he puts the toilet seat up, while flipping off his mother.

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