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史蒂芬·斯托奇在葬礼上发言。他希望她的死能为女性们敲墙警钟:上厕所坐下来之前请检查一下马桶垫圈是否放下。然而他的妻子却说,在上完厕所后放下马桶垫圈应该是男人的责任!这获得了在场妇女的掌声。场下开始由性别不同而分为了两派,争吵不休。一位妇女最后站出来说,大家应该在葬礼上尊重一下逝者,克莱德永远见不到他的妈妈了,而造成这一切的过错是他的小鸡鸡。
 
史蒂芬·斯托奇在葬礼上发言。他希望她的死能为女性们敲墙警钟:上厕所坐下来之前请检查一下马桶垫圈是否放下。然而他的妻子却说,在上完厕所后放下马桶垫圈应该是男人的责任!这获得了在场妇女的掌声。场下开始由性别不同而分为了两派,争吵不休。一位妇女最后站出来说,大家应该在葬礼上尊重一下逝者,克莱德永远见不到他的妈妈了,而造成这一切的过错是他的小鸡鸡。
   
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紧接着的画面是两名厕所安全管理局的员工正在卡特曼家的厕所安装安全带,卡特曼对此非常生气。另一边,斯坦,凯尔,吉米和克莱德在律师事务所寻求帮助,想知道他们能不能起诉设计马桶的人,因为他们觉得是设计马桶的人造成了现在的局面,而非克莱德的过错。律师告诉他们被告已经死了,但他却宣称任何人都可以被起诉,就算他是个死人。因为律师可以通过“起诉会”发起与死者的交流。在搞清楚这帮小孩子有多少钱以后,律师称正需要这么一些钱。双方接受交易,同意发起“起诉会”。
Two employees of the [[Toilet Safety Administration]] are seen at the [[Cartman Residence|Cartman residence]], installing a safety belt to their toilet, much to Cartman's chagrin. [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Jimmy Valmer|Jimmy]], and Clyde are seen at a [[Hoffman and Turk Attorney|lawyer's]] [[Hoffman and Turk Law Offices|office]], asking if they can sue the toilet's inventor (who was revealed to be [[Sir John Harington]]), as they think that it was not Clyde's fault his mother died, but Harington's. Despite the fact that the defendant is dead, the lawyer proclaims that anybody can be sued, even the dead, as they can perform a "[[wikipedia:séance|sue-ance]]" in order to communicate with the dead. After confirming that Clyde has the money, the lawyer agrees to perform one.
 
   
 
[[Randy Marsh|Randy]] is seen defecating while not wearing his safety belt, a cop catches him, and despite Randy's pleads, he gives him a ticket. Randy calls the cop an asshole under his breath, however, the cop hears and angrily asks him if he said something. Randy frantically makes up an excuse, saying he was talking to his anus. Later, Cartman and [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] are seen at [[International House of Pancakes|IHOP]], waiting in line for the bathroom; the line has grown excessively long due to the TSA setting up an airport-style security check. Cartman then opens up the door to the bathroom, demanding that he have access to the bathroom because he is about to defecate in his pants. A TSA agent asks if he minds her inspecting his scrotum, to which he angrily responds, saying that, yes he minds. Shortly afterwards, [[Gerald Broflovski]] is seen coming out of a bathroom stall. A TSA agent then inspects his anus and wipes it, soothing Gerald by saying that he's a "big boy".
 
[[Randy Marsh|Randy]] is seen defecating while not wearing his safety belt, a cop catches him, and despite Randy's pleads, he gives him a ticket. Randy calls the cop an asshole under his breath, however, the cop hears and angrily asks him if he said something. Randy frantically makes up an excuse, saying he was talking to his anus. Later, Cartman and [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] are seen at [[International House of Pancakes|IHOP]], waiting in line for the bathroom; the line has grown excessively long due to the TSA setting up an airport-style security check. Cartman then opens up the door to the bathroom, demanding that he have access to the bathroom because he is about to defecate in his pants. A TSA agent asks if he minds her inspecting his scrotum, to which he angrily responds, saying that, yes he minds. Shortly afterwards, [[Gerald Broflovski]] is seen coming out of a bathroom stall. A TSA agent then inspects his anus and wipes it, soothing Gerald by saying that he's a "big boy".

2019年12月2日 (一) 12:42的版本

穷孩子 穷孩子 马桶圈风波 当金潮 当金潮

马桶圈风波”是第十六季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第224集,于2012年3月14日播出。

简介

南方公园的一位小伙伴因为妈妈在大伙面前责骂他不听她的劝告:上完厕所要把马桶坐圈放下来,成了大伙的笑料。他没有听进去劝告,导致南方公园笼罩在一个意外死亡的阴影之下,甚至招来了马桶安全管理局的队员来严格监管如厕秩序。

剧情

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以下内容有剧透,请谨慎观看!!!

大伙们正在克莱德家的后院踢足球,突然他的妈妈发了疯似的叫克莱德去找她。当小伙伴们都到了楼上的卧室的时候,妈妈开始严厉责骂克莱德为什么再三无视自己的警告上完厕所不把马桶垫圈放下去。妈妈离开后,卡特曼装模作样的说道父母不应该在上厕所的时候都要设定规矩。凯尔问他妈妈是不是总是那样的。克莱德没有回答,只是求大伙不要把这件事放在学校里张扬,卡特曼爽快的答应了。

收假后刚刚开始新的一天,卡特曼便马上在课上大讲特讲在克莱德家里发生的事情,并且添油加醋。过了一会,克莱德的妈妈真的来学校了,而且是让正在上课的克莱德马上回家放下马桶垫圈。当天吃晚饭的时候,只见卡特曼躺在床上给凯尔打电话讲述在学校发生的那件事。凯尔说我知道发生了什么我就在那里。然后卡特曼就开始夸大事实。凯尔很生气,说克莱德不应该仅仅为了这点小事就被这样对待,拿来当做笑话。说罢,警报响起···

镜头来到克莱德的妈妈,她被卡在马桶里动弹不得。消防员们检查了一下具体情况后告诉克莱德的爸爸他们无能为力。爸爸问消防员是否可以切断管道。事实是不可以的,因为如果断开管道会导致其中的压力变化,进而在断开的瞬间把她的器官组织吸出体外,导致死亡。随后妈妈把克莱德叫了过去,告诉他她不怪他,是她自己没有及时严厉的制止克莱德疏忽的行为。她要求克莱德看在亲妹妹的份上下次记得要把马桶垫圈放下来再走。随后要求消防员断开管道,结束了她的痛苦。

史蒂芬·斯托奇在葬礼上发言。他希望她的死能为女性们敲墙警钟:上厕所坐下来之前请检查一下马桶垫圈是否放下。然而他的妻子却说,在上完厕所后放下马桶垫圈应该是男人的责任!这获得了在场妇女的掌声。场下开始由性别不同而分为了两派,争吵不休。一位妇女最后站出来说,大家应该在葬礼上尊重一下逝者,克莱德永远见不到他的妈妈了,而造成这一切的过错是他的小鸡鸡。

紧接着的画面是两名厕所安全管理局的员工正在卡特曼家的厕所安装安全带,卡特曼对此非常生气。另一边,斯坦,凯尔,吉米和克莱德在律师事务所寻求帮助,想知道他们能不能起诉设计马桶的人,因为他们觉得是设计马桶的人造成了现在的局面,而非克莱德的过错。律师告诉他们被告已经死了,但他却宣称任何人都可以被起诉,就算他是个死人。因为律师可以通过“起诉会”发起与死者的交流。在搞清楚这帮小孩子有多少钱以后,律师称正需要这么一些钱。双方接受交易,同意发起“起诉会”。

Randy is seen defecating while not wearing his safety belt, a cop catches him, and despite Randy's pleads, he gives him a ticket. Randy calls the cop an asshole under his breath, however, the cop hears and angrily asks him if he said something. Randy frantically makes up an excuse, saying he was talking to his anus. Later, Cartman and Butters are seen at IHOP, waiting in line for the bathroom; the line has grown excessively long due to the TSA setting up an airport-style security check. Cartman then opens up the door to the bathroom, demanding that he have access to the bathroom because he is about to defecate in his pants. A TSA agent asks if he minds her inspecting his scrotum, to which he angrily responds, saying that, yes he minds. Shortly afterwards, Gerald Broflovski is seen coming out of a bathroom stall. A TSA agent then inspects his anus and wipes it, soothing Gerald by saying that he's a "big boy".

Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Clyde, and the lawyer are seen performing the "sue-ance". A spirit named Jimmy Bonds begins to communicate with them, saying that he needs compensation before revealing anything about the John Harington. After supposedly receiving two hundred dollars and revealing some information about Harington, Harington supposedly begins to shake the room, as well as create what appear to be miniature explosions. After the boys put the rest of the money in a box, the explosions and shaking stops; the lawyer says it went well and they will continue tomorrow.

Randy is once again seen trying to go to the bathroom, however, this time, several TSA agents attempt to inspect him. After realizing there is a camera watching him defecate, he is told that only one person views the recordings in a discreet location. The man who views the recordings is then seen laughing and masturbating to the various cameras installed in bathrooms across the United States. Cartman is then seen speaking at a rally, saying that they should simply bolt their toilet seats down so the government can no longer enforce toilet seat laws. The women, however, disagree, saying that the men will just pee on the seat. After a brief scuffle, the crowd decides to simply live with the TSA and the laws.

Stan, Clyde, Jimmy, Kyle, and the lawyer are seen performing their second "sue-ance", however, the lawyer's motions are supposedly denied. The lawyer then claims they must get their friends and family to sign a petition and give about fifty dollars each. The TSA agent is once again seen masturbating to various people being recorded going to the bathroom, however, after flipping the streams a few times, he notices Cartman, who has a baby and a gun. Cartman then pulls a tied up TSA agent into the view of the camera. Then he sprays black paint on the camera, causing the man to call "security breach" into an intercom.

A reporter is seen on the news, talking about Cartman's "terrorist" actions. As a result of his actions, a mass of people proclaim that they are fed up with the TSA and are going to perform a "sue-ance", much to Cartman's confusion. The mass of people and the lawyer that Jimmy, Kyle, Clyde, and Stan used to perform their aforementioned "sue-ances". After demanding the spirit appear before court, the lights go out and the ghost of Betsy appears, revealing that the dead cannot be sued, the lawyer had been scamming the people of South Park out of their money. She goes on to tell Clyde that her death was not John Harington's fault, but his, for failing to put the seat down. However, the ghost of Harington interjects, saying that it was no one's fault, that everyone has been using his creation incorrectly. He reveals that you are supposed to sit on it inwards while defecating.

Cartman is shown laying on his bed on his phone again, talking about the incident with Betsy's ghost, however, it is shown that he was talking to Clyde himself, who denounces his exaggerated claims. After finishing defecating, he puts the toilet seat up, while flipping off his mother.