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{{剧集内容分类|标题 = 马桶圈风波|剧集代码 = s16e01-reverse-cowgirl}}
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{{剧集顶部导航|标题1 = 穷孩子|标题2 = 当金潮}}
 
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|英文原名 = Reverse Cowgirl
 
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|首播日期 = 2012年3月14日|前一集 = [[穷孩子]]
 
|首播日期 = 2012年3月14日|前一集 = [[穷孩子]]
 
|下一集 = [[当金潮]]|制片代码 = 1601}}
 
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“'''马桶圈风波'''”是第十六季的第一集,也是南方公园全系列的第224集,于2012年3月14日播出。
 
 
==简介==
 
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南方公园的一位小伙伴因为妈妈在大伙面前责骂他不听她的劝告:上完厕所要把马桶坐圈放下来,成了大伙的笑料。他没有听进去劝告,导致南方公园笼罩在一个意外死亡的阴影之下,甚至招来了马桶安全管理局的队员来严格监管如厕秩序。
[[Clyde Donovan|One of the boys]] is the subject of ridicule by his friends when his mother publicly scolds him for leaving the toilet seat up, but he doesn't listen. As a result of his actions, a death shakes South Park and TSA employees are hired to impose strict restroom security rules.
 
   
 
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{{剧透警告}}大伙们正在[[多诺万家|克莱德家]]的后院踢足球,突然[[贝茜·多诺万|克莱德的妈妈]]发了疯似的叫[[克莱德·多诺万|克莱德]]去找她。当男孩们都到了楼上的卧室的时候,妈妈开始严厉责骂克莱德为什么再三无视自己的警告,上完厕所不把马桶垫圈放下去。妈妈离开后,[[埃里克·卡特曼|卡特曼]]装模作样的说,父母不应该在上厕所的时候都要设定规矩。[[凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基|凯尔]]问他妈妈是不是总是那样的。克莱德没有回答,只是求大伙不要把这件事放在学校里张扬,卡特曼爽快的答应了。
{{剧透警告}}[[The Boys|The boys]] and [[Clyde Donovan|Clyde]] are playing football in Clyde's backyard when his mother, [[Betsy Donovan]], frantically screams for Clyde to come to her. After Clyde and the boys arrive at the upstairs restroom, Betsy begins yelling at Clyde for leaving the toilet seat up despite her repeated warnings. After his mother leaves, [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] proclaims that parents should not be able to "put rules on toilet time" while Kyle asks him if his mother is always "like that". Clyde does not respond to Kyle's question and instead asks them to not talk about the incident at [[South Park Elementary|school]].
 
   
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收假后刚刚开始新的一天,卡特曼便马上在课上大讲特讲在克莱德家里发生的事情,并且添油加醋。过了一会,克莱德的妈妈真的来学校了,而且让正在上课的克莱德马上回家放下马桶垫圈。当天吃晚饭的时候,只见卡特曼躺在床上给凯尔打电话讲述在学校发生的那件事。凯尔说自己知道发生了什么,他当时就在那里。然后卡特曼就开始夸大事实。凯尔很生气,说克莱德不应该仅仅为了这点小事就被这样拿来当做笑话。说罢,警报响起。
At the start of the school day, Cartman is seen telling the rest of the [[The 4th Grade|fourth grade]] class an exaggerated version of the story. Shortly afterwards, Betsy shows up at the school, demanding that Clyde come home and put down the toilet seat. Later that day, Cartman is shown laying on his bed, talking to Kyle on his phone about the incident in class. Kyle tells him that he already knows, as he was there. After Cartman begins to exaggerate the incident, Kyle calls him out on his exaggeration and says that the incident was not funny. Kyle then says that Cartman should feel bad for Clyde, as he shouldn't be screamed at for something that "isn't that big a deal". Sirens are then heard in the background.
 
   
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镜头转到克莱德的妈妈,她被卡在马桶里动弹不得。消防员们检查了一下具体情况后,告诉克莱德的爸爸他们无能为力。爸爸问消防员是否可以切断管道。事实上是不可以的,因为如果断开管道会导致其中的压力变化,进而在断开的瞬间把她的器官组织吸出体外,导致死亡。随后妈妈把克莱德叫了过去,告诉他自己不怪他,是她自己没有及时严厉的制止克莱德疏忽的行为。她要求克莱德看在亲妹妹的份上,下次记得要把马桶垫圈放下来再走。随后要求消防员断开管道,结束了她的痛苦。
Betsy is seen stuck in the toilet. After examining her, a fireman tells [[Roger Donovan|Clyde's father]] that there is nothing they can do. He asks if they can disconnect the plumbing, but, due to the pressure changes it would cause, it would rip out his wife's organs, killing her. Clyde is then called by his mother, who tells him that she doesn't blame him, because she was not strict enough with him when he left the toilet seat up before. She then asks him to put the toilet seat down next time for his sister's sake. At her request, a fireman shuts off the plumbing, killing her.
 
   
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[[史蒂芬·斯多奇]]在葬礼上发言。他希望贝茜·多诺万的死能为女性们敲墙警钟:上厕所坐下来之前请检查一下马桶垫圈是否放下。然而[[琳达·斯多奇|他的妻子]]却说,上完厕所后放下马桶圈应该是男人的责任!这获得了在场妇女的掌声。场下开始由性别不同而分为了两派,争吵不休。一位妇女最后站出来说,大家应该在葬礼上尊重一下逝者,克莱德永远见不到他的妈妈了,而造成这一切的过错是他的小鸡鸡。
[[Stephen Stotch]] is seen talking at her funeral, saying that he hopes her death will be used as an example, so women will "take the extra second" to put the toilet seat down. [[Linda Stotch|His wife]] then goes on to say that men should be the ones to put the seat down, which garners the applause of the women at the funeral. After another man disagrees, a woman says that they should show some respect, since they were at a funeral. She then goes on to say that Clyde will never see his mother again and that the "blood is on his penis".
 
   
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紧接着,两名[[厕所安全管理局]]的员工正在卡特曼家的厕所安装安全带,卡特曼对此非常生气。另一边,[[斯坦·马什|斯坦]],凯尔,[[吉米·瓦尔莫|吉米]]和克莱德在律师事务所寻求帮助,想知道他们能不能起诉设计马桶的人,因为他们觉得是设计马桶的人造成了现在的局面,而非克莱德的过错。[[律师(马桶圈风波)|律师]]告诉他们被告已经死了,但他却宣称任何人都可以被起诉,就算是死人。因为律师可以通过“起诉会”发起与死者的交流。在搞清楚这帮小孩子有多少钱以后,律师称正需要这么一些钱。双方接受交易,同意发起“起诉会”。
Two employees of the [[Toilet Safety Administration]] are seen at the [[Cartman Residence|Cartman residence]], installing a safety belt to their toilet, much to Cartman's chagrin. [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], [[Jimmy Valmer|Jimmy]], and Clyde are seen at a [[Hoffman and Turk Attorney|lawyer's]] [[Hoffman and Turk Law Offices|office]], asking if they can sue the toilet's inventor (who was revealed to be [[Sir John Harington]]), as they think that it was not Clyde's fault his mother died, but Harington's. Despite the fact that the defendant is dead, the lawyer proclaims that anybody can be sued, even the dead, as they can perform a "[[wikipedia:séance|sue-ance]]" in order to communicate with the dead. After confirming that Clyde has the money, the lawyer agrees to perform one.
 
   
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[[兰迪·马什|兰迪]]因为在自己家上厕所没系安全带被[[布朗警官|警察]]抓了个现行。尽管被抓后兰迪立即表现得自己会积极改正错误,警察还是给他开了一张罚单。兰迪小声说了句“屁眼”被警察听到了,警察质问他刚才说了些什么。兰迪抖机灵的说他在跟自己的屁眼说话,要它加快入厕的进展。画面来到IHOP餐厅,卡特曼和[[巴特斯·斯多奇|巴特斯]]正在一条长长的队伍后面排队上厕所。这是因为马桶安全管理局在厕所前设立了一套和机场进出一样的安检系统。卡特曼不想等了,他插队进入检查房间,要求马上使用厕所,因为他马上就要忍不住了。安检人员问卡特曼介不介意让她摸自己的阴囊,被卡特曼愤怒的拒绝了。这时凯尔的爸爸从厕所里出来,安检人员检查了他的屁眼并且模仿了一下色情影片里的荒诞桥段。
[[Randy Marsh|Randy]] is seen defecating while not wearing his safety belt, a cop catches him, and despite Randy's pleads, he gives him a ticket. Randy calls the cop an asshole under his breath, however, the cop hears and angrily asks him if he said something. Randy frantically makes up an excuse, saying he was talking to his anus. Later, Cartman and [[Butters Stotch|Butters]] are seen at [[International House of Pancakes|IHOP]], waiting in line for the bathroom; the line has grown excessively long due to the TSA setting up an airport-style security check. Cartman then opens up the door to the bathroom, demanding that he have access to the bathroom because he is about to defecate in his pants. A TSA agent asks if he minds her inspecting his scrotum, to which he angrily responds, saying that, yes he minds. Shortly afterwards, [[Gerald Broflovski]] is seen coming out of a bathroom stall. A TSA agent then inspects his anus and wipes it, soothing Gerald by saying that he's a "big boy".
 
   
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斯坦、凯尔、吉米、克莱德和律师围坐一桌,像是在进行某种仪式。过了一会,桌子动了,一个名叫吉米·邦兹的灵魂开始和他们交流。律师向他询问有关[[约翰·哈林顿]]的事情,然而鬼魂似乎不单纯,像是在暗示什么。律师果断决定给他开口费。在向桌子中心的盒子里面放进两百块钱之后,鬼魂开口了,告诉了一些他们关于约翰·哈林顿的事情。说到一半的时候,桌子开始摇晃,还有模拟的爆炸响声,律师让孩子们把剩下的钱都放进盒子里,动静就停止了。律师说一切顺利,起诉会明天继续进行。
Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Clyde, and the lawyer are seen performing the "sue-ance". A spirit named Jimmy Bonds begins to communicate with them, saying that he needs compensation before revealing anything about the John Harington. After supposedly receiving two hundred dollars and revealing some information about Harington, Harington supposedly begins to shake the room, as well as create what appear to be miniature explosions. After the boys put the rest of the money in a box, the explosions and shaking stops; the lawyer says it went well and they will continue tomorrow.
 
   
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兰迪再一次试图去洗手间,然而,这一次,几个厕所安全管理局的工作人员试图检查他。在意识到有摄像头在看着他排便后,他被告知只有一个人在一个不显眼的地方观看影像。观看录像的工作人员随后对着安装在美国各地浴室里的各种摄像头手淫。卡特曼随后在一个集会上发表讲话,说他们应该把马桶座圈锁起来,这样政府就不能再执行马桶座圈法了。然而,女性不同意,她们说男性就会小便在座位上了。经过短暂的混战,人群决定与厕所安全管理局和法律一起生活。
Randy is once again seen trying to go to the bathroom, however, this time, several TSA agents attempt to inspect him. After realizing there is a camera watching him defecate, he is told that only one person views the recordings in a discreet location. The man who views the recordings is then seen laughing and masturbating to the various cameras installed in bathrooms across the United States. Cartman is then seen speaking at a rally, saying that they should simply bolt their toilet seats down so the government can no longer enforce toilet seat laws. The women, however, disagree, saying that the men will just pee on the seat. After a brief scuffle, the crowd decides to simply live with the TSA and the laws.
 
   
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斯坦、克莱德、吉米、凯尔和律师正在进行他们的第二次“诉讼”,然而,律师的请求被拒绝了。律师接着说,他们必须让他们的朋友和家人签署一份请愿书,每人捐出大约50美元。这名厕所安全管理局的员工还在对着录像手淫,然而,在切换了几次之后,他注意到了卡特曼,卡特曼拿着一个孩子和一把枪。然后,卡特曼将一名被绑住的厕所安全管理局员工拉进镜头。然后,他在摄像机上喷洒黑色油漆,男子向对讲机呼叫“安全漏洞”。
Stan, Clyde, Jimmy, Kyle, and the lawyer are seen performing their second "sue-ance", however, the lawyer's motions are supposedly denied. The lawyer then claims they must get their friends and family to sign a petition and give about fifty dollars each. The TSA agent is once again seen masturbating to various people being recorded going to the bathroom, however, after flipping the streams a few times, he notices Cartman, who has a baby and a gun. Cartman then pulls a tied up TSA agent into the view of the camera. Then he sprays black paint on the camera, causing the man to call "security breach" into an intercom.
 
   
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新闻中有一名记者在谈论卡特曼的“恐怖主义”行动。由于他的行动,许多人宣称他们已经受够了厕所安全管理局,并准备进行一场“诉讼”,这让卡特曼十分困惑。人们和男孩们之前聘请的律师准备执行之前的“诉讼”。在要求幽灵出现在法庭上后,灯光熄灭了,贝茜·多诺万的鬼魂出现了,揭露死者不能被起诉,律师一直在骗南方公园的人们的钱。她接着告诉克莱德,她的死不是约翰·哈林顿的错,而是克莱德自己的错,因为他没有放下座圈。然而,哈林顿的鬼魂打断了他,说这不是谁的错,而是每个人都错误地使用了他的发明。他说你如厕的时候应该反过来跨坐在上面。
A reporter is seen on the news, talking about Cartman's "terrorist" actions. As a result of his actions, a mass of people proclaim that they are fed up with the TSA and are going to perform a "sue-ance", much to Cartman's confusion. The mass of people and the lawyer that Jimmy, Kyle, Clyde, and Stan used to perform their aforementioned "sue-ances". After demanding the spirit appear before court, the lights go out and the ghost of Betsy appears, revealing that the dead cannot be sued, the lawyer had been scamming the people of ''[[South Park (Location)|South Park]]'' out of their money. She goes on to tell Clyde that her death was not [[Sir John Harington|John Harington]]'s fault, but his, for failing to put the seat down. However, the ghost of Harington interjects, saying that it was no one's fault, that everyone has been using his creation incorrectly. He reveals that you are supposed to sit on it inwards while defecating.
 
   
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卡特曼再次躺在床上打电话,谈论着与贝茜·多诺万的鬼魂有关的事情,然而,他是在和克莱德本人谈话,克莱德厌烦了了他夸大的说法。在排便完毕后,他把马桶座圈竖起来,同时对着上天竖起中指。
Cartman is shown laying on his bed on his phone again, talking about the incident with Betsy's ghost, however, it is shown that he was talking to Clyde himself, who denounces his exaggerated claims. After finishing defecating, he puts the toilet seat up, while flipping off his mother.
 
 
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於 2020年3月23日 (一) 21:35 的修訂

窮孩子 窮孩子 馬桶圈風波 當金潮 當金潮

馬桶圈風波」是第十六季的第一集,也是南方公園全系列的第224集,於2012年3月14日播出。

簡介

南方公園的一位小夥伴因為媽媽在大夥面前責罵他不聽她的勸告:上完廁所要把馬桶坐圈放下來,成了大夥的笑料。他沒有聽進去勸告,導致南方公園籠罩在一個意外死亡的陰影之下,甚至招來了馬桶安全管理局的隊員來嚴格監管如廁秩序。

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大夥們正在克萊德家的後院踢足球,突然克萊德的媽媽發了瘋似的叫克萊德去找她。當男孩們都到了樓上的臥室的時候,媽媽開始嚴厲責罵克萊德為什麼再三無視自己的警告,上完廁所不把馬桶墊圈放下去。媽媽離開後,卡特曼裝模作樣的說,父母不應該在上廁所的時候都要設定規矩。凱爾問他媽媽是不是總是那樣的。克萊德沒有回答,只是求大夥不要把這件事放在學校里張揚,卡特曼爽快的答應了。

收假後剛剛開始新的一天,卡特曼便馬上在課上大講特講在克萊德家裏發生的事情,並且添油加醋。過了一會,克萊德的媽媽真的來學校了,而且讓正在上課的克萊德馬上回家放下馬桶墊圈。當天吃晚飯的時候,只見卡特曼躺在床上給凱爾打電話講述在學校發生的那件事。凱爾說自己知道發生了什麼,他當時就在那裏。然後卡特曼就開始誇大事實。凱爾很生氣,說克萊德不應該僅僅為了這點小事就被這樣拿來當做笑話。說罷,警報響起。

鏡頭轉到克萊德的媽媽,她被卡在馬桶里動彈不得。消防員們檢查了一下具體情況後,告訴克萊德的爸爸他們無能為力。爸爸問消防員是否可以切斷管道。事實上是不可以的,因為如果斷開管道會導致其中的壓力變化,進而在斷開的瞬間把她的器官組織吸出體外,導致死亡。隨後媽媽把克萊德叫了過去,告訴他自己不怪他,是她自己沒有及時嚴厲的制止克萊德疏忽的行為。她要求克萊德看在親妹妹的份上,下次記得要把馬桶墊圈放下來再走。隨後要求消防員斷開管道,結束了她的痛苦。

史蒂芬·斯多奇在葬禮上發言。他希望貝茜·多諾萬的死能為女性們敲牆警鐘:上廁所坐下來之前請檢查一下馬桶墊圈是否放下。然而他的妻子卻說,上完廁所後放下馬桶圈應該是男人的責任!這獲得了在場婦女的掌聲。場下開始由性別不同而分為了兩派,爭吵不休。一位婦女最後站出來說,大家應該在葬禮上尊重一下逝者,克萊德永遠見不到他的媽媽了,而造成這一切的過錯是他的小雞雞。

緊接着,兩名廁所安全管理局的員工正在卡特曼家的廁所安裝安全帶,卡特曼對此非常生氣。另一邊,斯坦,凱爾,吉米和克萊德在律師事務所尋求幫助,想知道他們能不能起訴設計馬桶的人,因為他們覺得是設計馬桶的人造成了現在的局面,而非克萊德的過錯。律師告訴他們被告已經死了,但他卻宣稱任何人都可以被起訴,就算是死人。因為律師可以通過「起訴會」發起與死者的交流。在搞清楚這幫小孩子有多少錢以後,律師稱正需要這麼一些錢。雙方接受交易,同意發起「起訴會」。

蘭迪因為在自己家上廁所沒系安全帶被警察抓了個現行。儘管被抓後蘭迪立即表現得自己會積極改正錯誤,警察還是給他開了一張罰單。蘭迪小聲說了句「屁眼」被警察聽到了,警察質問他剛才說了些什麼。蘭迪抖機靈的說他在跟自己的屁眼說話,要它加快入廁的進展。畫面來到IHOP餐廳,卡特曼和巴特斯正在一條長長的隊伍後面排隊上廁所。這是因為馬桶安全管理局在廁所前設立了一套和機場進出一樣的安檢系統。卡特曼不想等了,他插隊進入檢查房間,要求馬上使用廁所,因為他馬上就要忍不住了。安檢人員問卡特曼介不介意讓她摸自己的陰囊,被卡特曼憤怒的拒絕了。這時凱爾的爸爸從廁所里出來,安檢人員檢查了他的屁眼並且模仿了一下色情影片裏的荒誕橋段。

斯坦、凱爾、吉米、克萊德和律師圍坐一桌,像是在進行某種儀式。過了一會,桌子動了,一個名叫吉米·邦茲的靈魂開始和他們交流。律師向他詢問有關約翰·哈林頓的事情,然而鬼魂似乎不單純,像是在暗示什麼。律師果斷決定給他開口費。在向桌子中心的盒子裏面放進兩百塊錢之後,鬼魂開口了,告訴了一些他們關於約翰·哈林頓的事情。說到一半的時候,桌子開始搖晃,還有模擬的爆炸響聲,律師讓孩子們把剩下的錢都放進盒子裏,動靜就停止了。律師說一切順利,起訴會明天繼續進行。

蘭迪再一次試圖去洗手間,然而,這一次,幾個廁所安全管理局的工作人員試圖檢查他。在意識到有攝像頭在看着他排便後,他被告知只有一個人在一個不顯眼的地方觀看影像。觀看錄像的工作人員隨後對着安裝在美國各地浴室里的各種攝像頭手淫。卡特曼隨後在一個集會上發表講話,說他們應該把馬桶座圈鎖起來,這樣政府就不能再執行馬桶座圈法了。然而,女性不同意,她們說男性就會小便在座位上了。經過短暫的混戰,人群決定與廁所安全管理局和法律一起生活。

斯坦、克萊德、吉米、凱爾和律師正在進行他們的第二次「訴訟」,然而,律師的請求被拒絕了。律師接着說,他們必須讓他們的朋友和家人簽署一份請願書,每人捐出大約50美元。這名廁所安全管理局的員工還在對着錄像手淫,然而,在切換了幾次之後,他注意到了卡特曼,卡特曼拿着一個孩子和一把槍。然後,卡特曼將一名被綁住的廁所安全管理局員工拉進鏡頭。然後,他在攝像機上噴灑黑色油漆,男子向對講機呼叫「安全漏洞」。

新聞中有一名記者在談論卡特曼的「恐怖主義」行動。由於他的行動,許多人宣稱他們已經受夠了廁所安全管理局,並準備進行一場「訴訟」,這讓卡特曼十分困惑。人們和男孩們之前聘請的律師準備執行之前的「訴訟」。在要求幽靈出現在法庭上後,燈光熄滅了,貝茜·多諾萬的鬼魂出現了,揭露死者不能被起訴,律師一直在騙南方公園的人們的錢。她接着告訴克萊德,她的死不是約翰·哈林頓的錯,而是克萊德自己的錯,因為他沒有放下座圈。然而,哈林頓的鬼魂打斷了他,說這不是誰的錯,而是每個人都錯誤地使用了他的發明。他說你如廁的時候應該反過來跨坐在上面。

卡特曼再次躺在床上打電話,談論着與貝茜·多諾萬的鬼魂有關的事情,然而,他是在和克萊德本人談話,克萊德厭煩了了他誇大的說法。在排便完畢後,他把馬桶座圈豎起來,同時對着上天豎起中指。