鸡鸡魔术

鸡鸡魔术
英文原名	Cock Magic
季数	18
集数	8
制片代码	1808
首播日期	2014年11月19日
播放顺序
前一集	虚拟现实
下一集	改头换面

“鸡鸡魔术”是第十八季的第八集,也是南方公园全系列的第255集，于2014年11月19日播出。

简介

肯尼是个万智牌高手。他得到了男孩们的充分关注直到一场新的、硬核向的活动的出现。当温蒂试着让斯坦关注她做的事时，她意识到他和他的朋友在一起时朋友永远在第一位。

剧情

剧透警告！！！ 以下内容有剧透，请谨慎观看！！！

The episode begins at South Park Elementary, where some of the girls on the Volleyball team are handing out fliers for the game. However, all of the boys are too busy because of the upcoming fight between Kenny and someone named Slaughterhouse.

It turns out that Kenny and Slaughterhouse are simply playing Magic: The Gathering. The boys and other South Park townsfolk watch in suspense as Slaughterhouse is picking his card. When he finally does, he is expertly defeated by Kenny.

The next day, the boys are still discussing the previous night's "fight", citing it's carnage and ruthlessness. Wendy Testaburger walks by and is asked by Stan Marsh if she had heard about "last night". She begins to talk about the Volleyball game and is quickly dismissed by Stan. The school janitor overhears the boys and entices them with "real man shit" and gives them an address.

That night, the boys are find that the "hardcore shit" is at City Wok. Tuong Lu Kim makes them pay five dollars to get in. They go down to the basement, to find many people betting on Cock Magic.

Cock Magic is when roosters play Magic: The Gathering.

The next day, at McDonald's, Kenny displays doubts about the roosters' happiness and the others decide to buy a rooster and train him with Kenny's Magic: The Gathering skills.

Meanwhile, Harrison Yates and another cop visit the McCormick Residence to ask about the Cock Magic fights going around. Stuart McCormick, who answered the door, knows nothing.

The boys are being lectured by Randy Marsh, who believes Cock Magic is when you perform tricks with your penis.

The boys go to a poultry dealer, and select a young chicken and name him "McNuggets".

Randy is practicing his Cock Magic and Sharon Marsh catches him.

At the City Wok, McNuggets fights another rooster and wins. A business man gives them an address to the "big leagues".

The next day, Randy performs Cock Magic at a kindergartner's birthday party, successfully scaring the children.

At South Park Elementary, the boys talk about McNuggets' win. The coach of the girls' volleyball team talks about the turnout and tries to get people interested. Stan makes a rather funny joke about the volleyball team only to find out Wendy is the captain of the team.

Sergeant Yates investigates Randy's Cock Magic, misunderstanding the tricks as the underground rooster fights. Yates arrests the woman who called the police initially.

That night, the boys, except for Stan, go to Panda Express for Cock Magic. The owner makes them pay ten dollars to get in. The boys are intimidated by a rooster named Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds. Stan is at the volleyball game, although he is on the phone with Eric Cartman who tells him about the game. Kenny takes the place of McNuggets in the fight against Gadnuk. Kenny almost beats him when the cops bust in and tell everyone to freeze. When asked how they were found, Yates tells them that there were fliers. However, no one put out fliers. Suddenly, Randy is on stage and he performs his cock magic. This distracts the cops and all the people who were involved in the cock magic fights use this chance to escape.

The next day, the boys, again, discuss the previous night's events. Stan decides to help the girls' volleyball team and the episode ends with the South Park team playing against McNuggets in a hybrid of volleyball and Magic: The Gathering.