麦奇老师是南方公园小学的小学辅导员,他最为知名的是他喜欢在所说的大部分话的结尾处加一句“好么?”(M'kay?)。此外他还在市议会中担任公共卫生主管。到目前为止我们知道他的姓氏,而名字却至今不详。
个性
麦奇是南方公园为数不多的几个相对理智、头脑冷静的成年人之一。他偶尔也会在学校里教授课程,并曾与乔克森迪克老师一起教授性知识。在她死后,直到加里森先生回来为止,都是麦奇在管理四年级。
在“艾克的小弟弟”中的毒品教育课上,麦奇在教室里传递了一些大麻样本,结果却不翼而飞(很明显是被其中一个孩子偷的,不过后来发现真正的小偷是加里森先生)。因此,麦奇先生被学校开除,还被房东赶了出来,这使他感到很沮丧并开始接触毒品。
在“小便池之谜”中,他讨厌学校里的孩子们在小便池里大便,并且用了至少七个不同的词来形容“屎”,包括“泥猴子”("mud monkey")和“巧克力玉米/热狗”("chocolate corn/hot dog")。
他在“我的美国心”中是“反战/摇滚乐”(自由派)的支持者,但后来他在“选举热潮”中却是约翰·麦凯恩(保守派)的支持者。他对计算机不是很精通,就像在“无法禁足”中展现的那样。在“屁脸症”中,麦奇向卡特曼建议他应该为电视剧《老友记》(Friends)而追求专职写作事业,这表明他并不喜欢这个节目。
在“盗咩空间”中揭示,麦奇是一个由于孩童时期严重的心理创伤而患有囤积癖的人。在1974年,麦奇是一个胆小的四年级学生,被比利·汤普森带领的一群孩子欺负。据透露,麦奇是森林猫头鹰的粉丝,但在四年级的一次野外实地考察中,麦奇遭受了他的性侵犯。麦基的记忆后来被压抑了,但森林猫头鹰的那句“保护环境,人人有责”的口号却留在了他的脑海里,导致了他的热衷于囤积的倾向。
然而在某一段时间里,他的脾气变得非常暴躁。在“皇家布丁”中,他愤怒地说他会狂操所有胆敢抱怨学校舞台剧的人。这种转变与他因蛀牙而死的父亲有很大的关系。
外观
麦奇穿着一件绿色的长袖衬衫,蓝色领带,蓝色牛仔裤和蓝色鞋子。他留着稀疏的黑发,还戴着一副黑框大眼镜。麦奇以他那夸张的大气球头而闻名。在“艾克的小弟弟”中揭露了他的大头是因为领带系得过紧而引起的。然而,在“绑架风波”中,可以看到他的父母也有同样的情况。此外,在“性教育”中,他的领带在他和乔克森迪克性交之前就被解开了,但是他的头还是一样大。
关系
不知名的女嬉皮士
在“艾克的小弟弟”中,麦奇因为涉嫌给孩子们提供毒品而被逐出家门,之后他遇到了一位年轻的女吸毒者,后者邀请他到她家去涂手指画,麦奇欣然接受了。不久之后,女嬉皮士说他们应该结婚并去印度度蜜月。但在半道上麦奇就被人绑走了并被送进了戒毒所。自从他的“妻子”滞留在印度后,就再也没人见过她。在“性教育”中,麦奇说自己上一次做爱是在21年前(他还提到当时他19岁,这暗示了他的年龄)。然而,他显然和那位女嬉皮发生了性关系,因此麦奇撒了谎。当然这可能是由于他面对异性过于兴奋才不记得了。
丽安·卡特曼
在“猫之恋曲”中,可以看到麦奇在流星雨派对上与丽安·卡特曼调情。当卡特曼打电话向母亲抱怨雪莉·马什虐待他的时候,她似乎没有听见,也没有提供任何帮助。
在“乐团风云”中,卡特曼找到了一盘磁带,记录了他母亲和麦奇之间的性关系,在影片中麦奇是丽安的性奴隶,还不得不喝掉丽安往杯子里撒的尿。
在“三娘教子”中,麦奇与丽安安排了一场家长会来讨论卡特曼的行为。但他们之间的讨论却使丽安大哭起来,声称她无法管教卡特曼。之后,麦奇建议给她去给保姆真人秀节目打个电话寻求帮助。
黛安·乔克森迪克
在“升上四年级”中,麦奇和其他老师一样,认为乔克森迪克下垂的乳房令人恶心。然而,在“性教育”中,乔克森迪克负责教授女孩们性知识,而麦奇教授则负责教授男孩们性知识。两人开始私下交谈,并最终导致两人发生了性关系。事实上,在“辛普森做过了”中乔克森迪克的尸体被研究后,验尸官在她的胃里被发现了麦奇的精液。但新闻记者解释说,精液并不是导致她死亡的原因,这让观众发觉乔克森迪克她的名字有点讽刺,因为她最终因与麦奇先生口交而死。
维多利亚校长
无论在校内外,可以经常看到麦奇和维多利亚校长待在一起,但是除了同事以外从来没有任何具体的证据表明他们存在有任何的关系,特别是自从校长的丈夫出现在“选举热潮”之后。尽管如此,他们之间似乎有一种友好、随性的关系。事实上,麦奇在校长维多利亚身边待的时间足够长以至于让他看起来不像辅导员,而更像是副校长。不过在"政确校长的最终正义"中,麦奇坦白了自己故意让维多利亚校长被解雇的阴谋,因为自己为她工作了18年却从未被倾听和尊重。
海瑟·肯达科特
海瑟是学校的人力资源部代表,在“政正难题”中被政确校长请来向员工们教授“如何正确与同事相处”。她邀请了麦奇与她一同表演示范动作,但在交谈中发现两人有诸多的相似点(例如海瑟的口头禅“M'right”),这使他们开始热聊了起来。
语录
- 麦奇老师:“毒品不好,好么?”
- 麦奇老师:“为什么,克莱德?你为什么要这样做?”
克莱德:“我不知道。”
麦奇老师:“克莱德,你让全校都陷入了麻烦!!好么 ?你让三百多需要用男厕的人陷入了麻烦。你想要成为一个喜剧演员,好么,然后在小便池里大便,然后就把那坨留在那里让每个人都看到!好吧,好吧,你觉得很好笑,但没人会这么觉得!他们会走进厕所,然后看到你的屎像棕色的布娃娃一样躺在小便池里!”
维多利亚校长:“麦奇先生,克莱德的父母来了。”
麦奇老师:“好啊!就让我看看你的爸妈对你的屎有什么看法!请进,我正想让你儿子解释为什么…他会在小便池里大便!”
冷知识
- 麦奇老师最显著的特征是在句末或者在从句后加一个“m'kay”。而在“热带雨林惊魂”中,麦奇能说一口流利的西班牙语,他的口头禅也变成了“m'bien”。
- 麦奇老师在一定程度上患有焦虑症。除了经常性的结巴,还可以看到他经常在掰指关节;与陌生人交谈时,会有颤抖的表现。这一切都与他不幸的童年有关。
- 特雷·帕克在第一季的DVD评论中说麦奇老师的原型是他童年时的辅导员拉奇老师(Mr. Lackey),他经常说:“特雷,别到处瞎逛,回学校上课,好么?”,不过特雷称“但现在我比他多赚了100万美元”。
- 在“迷幻天文馆”中,麦奇老师用一种名为“轻度混合”(mild-meld)的方法来治疗范·格尔德。在之后该技能就再也没有被使用过。
- 麦奇老师与凯尔的关系并不好,这在“圣诞便便汉基先生”、“艾滋兄弟”和“皇家布丁”可以看出。
- 在“霸凌谁之过”中提到了麦奇老师拥有计算机学位,讽刺的是他几乎对计算机一窍不通。
- 麦奇老师是目前仍然在职的学校早期员工。大厨在“大厨归来”死亡,维多利亚校长在第十九季被解雇,而加里森当上了总统。
出场
麦奇老师几乎在每一季都扮演着重要角色。
- "圣诞便便汉基先生" - Debut appearance.
- "撒旦之子达米安" - Talks to Damien about why no one likes him.
- "卡特曼的荡妇妈" - Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Mr Mackey to find out what wrong with Cartman.
- "艾克的小弟弟" - Fired from his job after he accused of giving children drugs.
- "连体婴儿症"
- "墨西哥杀人蛙" - Seen in detention room.
- "永恒边缘城市" - Parents come to him asking where their children are.
- "夏天很糟糕" (heard) - Calls Mr Garrison.
- "大厨的巧克力咸酥球" (cameo)
- "迷幻天文馆"
- "疯狂俱乐部"- Stan Marsh is called to his office after being caught passing a note.
- "疯牛节" (cameo) - Seen at carnival.
- "援助大厨" (cameo) - Seen being carried by the crowd.
- "热带雨林惊魂" - Director of the Getting Gay With Kids.
- "人体自燃" - Makes a fart joke, when he see Stan and Kyle.
- "史前怪物" - States that Jakovasaurs piss him off.
- "南方公园加长未删减版" - Sings a song called It's Easy, Mmm'kay.
- "性骚扰熊猫"
- "猫之恋曲" - Seen flirting with Liane Cartman at the meteor shower party.
- "两男一缸" - Seen at the meteor shower party.
- "家庭与社会"
- "南北战争" - Seen as part of Cartman's drunken army of male soldiers.
- "汉基先生的圣诞特辑" - Sings "Carol of the Bells".
- "千年等一回"
- "棕色狂想曲" - Goes to Arkansas with Mr Garrison and the third grade class.
- "仇恨法案" - Gives Cartman two weeks detention for throwing a rock at Token Black.
- "残疾歌手提米" - He and Principal Victoria ignore Timmy's disability and think he has ADD.
- "病危的凯尔" - Advises Herbert Garrison to write a novel after he loses his job as a teacher.
- "改旗易帜" - Seen shopping at the supermarket when Chef talks to him.
- "乐团风云" (in home video) - As Liane Cartman's sex slave.
- "残疾人的救赎"
- "升上四年级" - He and Principal Victoria and Chef are disgusted by Ms Choksondik.
- "减肥营" - Appears at a meeting discussing Cartman's weight.
- "南方孩子国" (cameo) - Arrested by the police for child sexual abuse.
- "屎诞节特辑" - States that he is sick of Christmas.
- "瘸子大战" - Jimmy Valmer does an impression of him.
- "传奇的背后" - Tells Terrance to be quiet as he watching Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow.
- "性教育" - Forms a sexual relationship with Ms. Choksondik and teaches the boys of the fourth grade sex education.
- "肯尼之死" - Tells Stan and Kyle about Kenny's illness.
- "赛百味减肥餐" - Seen in the angry mob chasing Jared Fogle.
- "辛普森做过了" - Mentioned by a news reporter.
- "贝蓓的胸器" - Teaches the fourth grade class.
- "绑架风波" - Teaches the fourth grade class but has trouble since all the students have their parents present as well as his parents.
- "亡命宽容营" - Reintroduces Mr. Garrison to his class.
- "红橇坠落" - Seen in the crowd with the townspeople.
- "厕纸风波" - Calls The Boys to his office.
- "我的美国心" - Seen in on Anti-War side.
- "卡特曼的明星手" - Seen listening to Cartman's speech.
- "贪婪的印第安人"
- "南方基园"
- "禁烟运动" - Catches The Boys smoking behind the school, which causes the school to burn down.
- "兵器好时光" (cameo) - Seen at the angry town meeting.
- "吐出类固醇" - Timmy tries to tell him that Jimmy is on steroids, but Mr. Mackey fails to understand Timmy due to Timmy's limited vocabulary.
- "烂货选举" - Counts the up between Giant Douche and the Turd Sandwich.
- "未来居民" (cameo)
- "学前恩怨" (in flashback)
- "嬉皮去死"
- "硬梆梆的日子" - Mr Mackey is offended when the students call him gay and he reports Jimmy Valmer's erection to his parents.
- "后天的前天"
- "困在衣柜中" - Seen at the Scientology church.
- "大厨归来" (cameo) - Seen at Chef's funeral.
- "卡通战争·上" - States that he likes the idea of people burying they head in the sand.
- "自负警告!" - Buys a Highbird along with everyone else in town.
- "人熊猪" - Welcomes Al Gore at the school assembly.
- "三娘教子" - Tells Liane Cartman that her son's behavior his gotten out of control.
- "小便池之谜" - Tries to find the boy who defecated on the urinal.
- "师生恋" - He and principal Victoria give Eric Cartman the hall mentor position.
- "向黑人道歉"
- "卡特曼舔鸡鸡" - Delivers an emergency message to Eric Cartman from his mother about the photo of Butters and Cartman.
- "秽语妥瑞儿"
- "艾滋兄弟" - Breaks up the fight between Cartman and Kyle.
- "猫尿上瘾" - Gives students a lesson on cat urine.
- "加拿大罢工" - Tells the students its Canada appreciation day.
- "卡特曼老师" - Tells Mr Garrison he should not teach until he get his emotions under control and tell Eric Cartman he did a good job at teaching.
- "乳腺癌大决斗" - Comes to break up the fight between Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger.
- "选举热潮" - Seen supporting John McCain along with Herbert Garrison, Principal Victoria, and many others.
- "歌舞童年"
- "无法禁足" - Teaches a computer class.
- "鱼肉棒"
- "哈雷飞车党"
- "与蓝精灵共舞"
- "性瘾治疗"(cameo) - Seen at Kenny's funeral.
- "超恶心小说"
- "第200集"
- "第201集"
- "泽西范儿"
- "盗咩空间" - Revealed to have been sexually abused by Woodsy Owl in his childhood which caused him to develop a hoarding disorder.
- "搞笑机器人" - Seen being held hostage by the Germans along with the rest of the school.
- "皇家布丁" - Directs a kindergarten play on tooth decay.
- "鸡鸡风波"
- "屁股汉堡综合征" - States that Stan Marsh Asperger Syndrome due to him receiving the flu a year earlier.
- "祸从口出"
- "百分之一" (cameo) - Seen at the school assembly.
- "霸凌谁之过"
- "讽刺球"
- "内不安全"
- "视讯惊魂夜"
- "信念危机" - Crying because he does not know what to believe in anymore.
- "黑人世界大战" - Eric Cartman and Token Black are called to his office numerous times.
- "调教小妹妹" - Buys a new computer system which does not work right and refuses to admit that the system was a negative idea.
- "红发牛" - Kyle comes to his office to talk about the fart issue with Cartman.
- "霍比特人" - Calls Wendy Testaburger to his office numerous times.
- "无谷蛋白埃博拉" -Talks about himself being gluten free much to everyone's annoyance.
- "娘炮" - Listens to a Mr Garrison's speech about transgender people.
- "改头换面" - Calls CartmanBrah to the principal's office.
- "英勇的变性人" - Given detention by PC Principal when he states Token is black.
- "我的国家在何处?"
- "小镇的城市区"
- "安全空间" - Tells Eric Cartman that he should not have put a picture of himself on the internet.
- "软文"
- "广告的真相" - Kyle finds him in the principal's office.
- "政确校长的最终正义" - Revealed to be the one who got Principal Victoria fired from her job as principal as he was tired of being used by her for eighteen years.
- "回忆之莓" - Tries to help Kyle with his issue and eats Memberberries.
- "猎婊行动" - Frustrated with Scott Malkinson's constantly dramatic threats to quit Twitter, he begrudgingly prevents him from doing so.
- "仅供回忆" - Seen announcing to PC Principal the arrival of President Garrison.
- "不算有趣" - Seen at church.
- "系列前传" - Introduces the parents to Mark Zuckerberg at the school.
- "陶俑与海洛因" - Oversees Marcus Preston's presentation in the school cafeteria.
- "水中小熊" - Forces Heidi to judge the special education annual Science fair.
- "政正难题"
- "死去的孩子" - He stands behind PC Principal and then he runs into the hallway to try to stop an active shooter.
- "禁断之系" - Seen in church. Later calls up the Denver Cathedral for help when Father Maxi goes missing.
- "该屎的麻烦" - Seen at the Christmas Concert. Later watches Mr. Hankey leave South Park.
- "麻烟风云" - Tells Randy and Sharon about Shelly's vaping. Kyle later tries to speak to him about the vaping epidemic.
- "滑板车惊魂" - Tries, and later succeeds (with the help of Kenny), to get rid of the E-Scooters.
- "至肃时刻" (voice only) - Calls Cartman and Kenny to the principal's office.
- "无人至肃" - Watches Satan dying. Later, he is seen in front of Park County Courthouse, waiting for Stan's verdict on the negotiation with ManBearPig.
- "佛系盒子" - Checks PC Principal and Strong Woman aren't having inappropriate relations.
- "触手难及" - Seen protesting against Amazon on the customer's side.
- "单车巡游" - Tells Santa that the town got rid of Mr. Hankey.