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1997年电视王牌奖

1997年电视王牌奖

1997年电视王牌奖南方公园为了1997年第19届电视王牌奖制作的短片。

背景

埃里克·卡特曼斯坦·马什凯尔·布罗夫洛夫斯基肯尼·麦考密克成为了“最佳脱口秀系列”奖的特别主持人。被提名者名单如下:

查尔斯·格罗丁:在CNBC主持《查尔斯·格罗丁秀》;

詹姆斯·里普顿:在布拉沃有线电视网络中心主持《演播台后》;

NBC新闻评论员们:在MSNBC制作《InterNight》;

拉里·金:在CNN主持《拉里·金现场秀》;

比尔·梅尔:在喜剧中心主持《政治不正确》。

在整个主持颁奖典礼的过程中,男孩们抱怨了在前一个没有电视直播的颁奖夜举办的王牌奖太烂了,以至于那事实上只不过是一般的入场券而已,他们甚至必须自己打包晚餐,而获得最佳动画系列奖的奖品是给罗斯科的鸡和华夫饼之家(Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles)赠送的5美元礼券。肯尼念出了获奖者的名字,但是他的声音过于含糊,观众并不可能听清,斯坦再次说明获奖者是在布拉沃有线电视网络中心主持《演播台后》的查尔斯·格罗丁。短片在掌声中结束,肯尼也没有遭遇任何厄运。

冷知识

  • 这是最后一次电视王牌奖。

剧本

出场角色

  • Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Kenny McCormick
1997年电视王牌奖
A stage. Sela Ward is speaking
Sela Ward
Here are Stan, Kyle, Cartman [cheers and applause rise up from the audience] and the most eloquent of them all, Kenny. [looks off to her left. Cut to a construction-paper stage. Wearing solid black bowties, Stan and Cartman enter from screen left, Kyle and Kenny from screen right. They line up abreast behind a little podium]
Stan
Whoa, dude! Sela Ward is hot!
Kyle
Yeah!
Kenny
(Yeah, I'd pinch her to get in trouble) [the others laugh]
Stan
Yeah. I would, too.
Kyle
Tonight, we are here to present the award for Best Talk Show Series.
Cartman
Ey! Wait a minute!
Kyle
What?!
Cartman
This doesn't look anything like last night's Cable Ace Awards! Everything's all fancy!
Stan
That's because we were on last night, Cartman, when they did the non-televised awards for little, unimportant shows like ours.
Cartman
What do you mean?! Why were we on last night?!
Stan
Dude, it was the same as tonight, except that we had general-admission seating, and had to pack our own dinners.
Kyle
Yeah. And instead of an actual award, people received a $5 gift certificate at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
Cartman
That sucks! Who's in charge here?!
Stan
Anyway, the nominees for Best Talk Show series are-
Cartman
NO! Everybody, just...hold on a minute!
Stan
Will you shut your fat mouth for five seconds, Cartman, so we can do this?!
Cartman
No way!
Kyle
Shut up, Cartman!
Stan
Anyway, the Best Talk Show nominees are?
Kyle
[displays a picture of the first nominee] Charles Grodin, CNBC.
Cartman
[displays a picture of the second nominee] Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.
Stan
[displays a horizontal picture of the third nominee] Internight, MSNBC.
Cartman
[displays a picture of the fourth nominee] Larry King Live, CNN.
Kyle
[displays a picture of the fifth nominee] And Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher, on Comedy-ee Cen-tral.
Cartman
Mmeh!
Stan
And the winner is?
Kyle
Now, remember: there are no losers at the Cable Ace Awards, only people who are less likely to have another season.
Stan
Yeah. [the audience laughs] And the winner is?
Kenny
[opens an envelope] (Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.)
Stan
Oohhhh, huh, [he and Kyle start clapping] heh-heh-heh-hehh. [Cartman starts clapping]
Kyle
Congratulations.
Cartman
Yes. Very nice, very nice.
Stan
[steps forward] Oh. He said the winner is Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.
1997年电视王牌奖 结束
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