在整个主持颁奖典礼的过程中,男孩们抱怨了在前一个没有电视直播的颁奖夜举办的王牌奖太烂了,以至于那事实上只不过是一般的入场券而已,他们甚至必须自己打包晚餐,而获得最佳动画系列奖的奖品是给罗斯科的鸡和华夫饼之家(Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles)赠送的5美元礼券。肯尼念出了获奖者的名字,但是他的声音过于含糊,观众并不可能听清,斯坦再次说明获奖者是在布拉沃有线电视网络中心主持《演播台后》的查尔斯·格罗丁。短片在掌声中结束,肯尼也没有遭遇任何厄运。


  • 这是最后一次电视王牌奖。



  • Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Kenny McCormick
[A stage. Sela Ward is speaking]
Sela Ward: Here are Stan, Kyle, Cartman [cheers and applause rise up from the audience] and the most eloquent of them all, Kenny. [looks off to her left. Cut to a construction-paper stage. Stan and Cartman enter from screen left, Kyle and Kenny from screen right. They line up abreast behind a little podium]
Stan: Whoa, dude! Sela Ward is hot!
Kyle: Yeah!
Kenny: (Yeah, I'd pinch her to get in trouble) [the others laugh]
Stan: Yeah. I would, too.
Kyle: Tonight, we are here to present the award for Best Talk Show Series.
Cartman: Ey! Wait a minute!
Kyle: What?!
Cartman: This doesn't look anything like last night's Cable Ace Awards! Everything's all fancy!
Stan: That's because we were on last night, Cartman, when they did the non-televised awards for little, unimportant shows like ours.
Cartman: What do you mean?! Why were we on last night?!
Stan: Dude, it was the same as tonight, except that we had general-admission seating, and had to pack our own dinners.
Kyle: Yeah. And instead of an actual award, people received a $5 gift certificate at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
Cartman: That sucks! Who's in charge here?!
Stan: Anyway, the nominees for Best Talk Show series are-
Cartman: No! Everybody, just? hold on a minute!
Stan: Will you shut your fat mouth for five seconds, Cartman, so we can do this?!
Cartman: No way!
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
Stan: Anyway, the Best Talk Show nominees are?
Kyle: [displays a picture of the first nominee] Charles Grodin, CNBC.
Cartman: [displays a picture of the second nominee] Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.
Stan: [displays a picture of the third nominee] Internight, MSNBC.
Cartman: [displays a picture of the fourth nominee] Larry King Live, CNN.
Kyle: [displays a picture of the fifth nominee] And Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, on Comedy-ee Cen-tral.
Cartman: Mmeh!
Stan: And the winner is?
Kyle: Now, remember: there are no losers at the Cable Ace Awards, only people who are less likely to have another season.
Stan: Yeah. [the audience laughs] And the winner is?
Kenny: [opens an envelope] (Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.)
Stan: Oohhhh, huh, [he and Kyle start clapping] heh-heh-heh-hehh. [Cartman starts clapping]
Kyle: Congratulations.
Cartman: Yes. Very nice, very nice.
Stan: [steps forward] Oh. He said the winner is Inside the Actors Studio, Bravo Cable Network.
[End of Cable ACE Awards 1997.]
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