卡特曼与霍比特人
卡特曼与霍比特人是南方公园工作室为2012年斯派克电视游戏奖（SpikeTV Video Game Awards）创作的短片，该奖项于2012年12月7日颁奖。
背景[]
在这部短片的开头，一个小霍比特人正在检查一个戒指。埃瑞克·卡特曼穿着他在“护戒使团再临双塔”和在南方公园：真理之杖中穿过的巫师服接近霍比特人，并试图说服他让他杀死所有的嬉皮士。
霍比特人感到不明所以，他拒绝了卡特曼的请求，并强调说他正在寻找龙的宝藏。这激怒了卡特曼，他宣布霍比特人应该尊重他的权威。随后，卡特曼用手杖猛击霍比特人的头部，并转过身去面对参加VGA颁奖典礼的观众。卡特曼欢迎观众的到来，打开了灯光，播放了音乐，然后介绍了主持颁奖典礼的塞缪尔·L·杰克逊。
冷知识[]
- 卡特曼介绍塞缪尔·L·杰克逊是“黑客帝国里面那个光头的家伙”。事实上杰克逊在该系列任何一部电影中都没有出场，卡特曼很可能把他和扮演莫菲斯的劳伦斯·菲什伯恩搞混了。
剧本[]
| 卡特曼与霍比特人 | |
| A fertile, fantasy land. A small hobbit is examining a ring. | |
| The most beloved fantasy story of all time is now a fully-animated video game. It is the tale of a small hobbit and a great wizard who appeared to him, one day. [Eric Cartman, the wizard, steps forward] | |
| All right dude, check it out. Go, like, that way, and then up this one mountain, and then kill all the Hippies you come across. | |
| Kill— hippies? No, no; I'm searching for a dragon's treasure! | |
| I'm the wizard, you're the dwarf, and you will respect my authoritah! [hits the Hobbit with his staff] | |
| I am no dwarf! And that staff gives you no authority. | |
| Yes it does, look right here. [lowers the staff] See? Look closer, look closer. [the Hobbit leans forward] RESPECT! [clubs the Hobbit, drawing blood] MY! [clubs him again] AUTHORITAH! [clubs him a final time, then turns to the camera] Humans, Elves, and half-Jews everywhere! Welcome to the Tenth Anniversary of the VGA Awards! Let there be lights! [lights shine] Let there be music! [music begins] And now, here is your host for the evening: That bald guy from The Matrix! Samuel Leroy Jackson! | |
| 卡特曼与霍比特人 结束 | |